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Cinematic Rap-Rock Intro Near 84 Bpm, Dial-Up And Buffering Tones Resolving Into Booming 808s And Orchestral Stabs, Distorted Punk Guitar Swells, Double Bass Drum Rolls Under The Final Hook, Low Choir Pads, Commanding Half-Sung Half-Rapped Delivery With Gang Vocal Answers, One Short Catchy Melodic Guitar Lick As A Fanfare After Each Hook, Huge Reverb Tails, Modern Punchy Mix, Played Completely Straight.

[INTRO] (the buffering tone from the last album, eleven months later)
(computer voice) Download complete.
(the beat drops)

[VERSE 1]
Started that download the night the last record dropped,
It finished this morning. We evolved. We went hip hop.
Retired from the mosh pit, put the couch in the booth,
The booth is a blanket fort. The blanket is the truth.
Two mics from the game store, kept the receipt just in case,
Engineer's a cousin with a juice box at the faders,
The label is the basket, the A&R's a bird,
Mom runs distribution. Every stream gets heard. (twice)

[HOOK]
Legends load eventually! (eventually!)
Eleven months of buffering, that's practically a century, (facts)
Same couch, same Thursday, brand new frequency,
Sacktap and Destroy, extra crispy legacy. (crispy!)

[VERSE 2]
They said the genre switch was risky, we said risk it for the biscuit,
Literally. There's biscuits. It's a combo. Don't dismiss it.
The press release was a napkin. The napkin said: "we pivot."
Media went crazy. The media is Dad. He printed it. That's print.
Punk's not dead, it's featured, guitars all on the record,
Double kick under 808s, the grease gods checked it. Blessed it.

[OUTRO] (choir swell, one guitar fanfare lick)
Now loading. (now loading)
Ninety-nine percent. (hold...)
See you at the top. Or the couch. Same place. (same place)

Sacktap & Destroy - Now Loading (Intro) (Official Audio) | NOW LOADING

The buffering tone from the last album finally resolves. Download complete. The mixtape begins in a blanket fort.

From NOW LOADING (The Extra Crispy Mixtape), the second album from Sacktap & Destroy: two legends, one couch, a skating video game, and a Thursday that never misses.

New streams every Thursday at 7 PM. Chicken o'clock is not a suggestion.
Subscribe and claim your sub number. Mom counts them personally.

Track 01 of 13. Full album playlist: [PLAYLIST LINK]

Performed by Sacktap & Destroy. Executive producer: Mom (both accounts). Legal: the napkin. Recorded in Upper Black Eddy, PA over HughesNet.

Merch, custom jock jackets, and the lesson book: /estate/sd/site/merch/

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[INTRO]
Uh huh. You know what it is. (what it is)
Thursday. Route 32. Let's ride.

[HOOK]
Red and gold, red and gold, red and gold, red and gold,
Eight piece riding shotgun with the seatbelt on the bucket, buckled in and told,
Red and gold, red and gold, red and gold, red and gold,
Everything the rooster touch turn crispy, turn legend, turn gold. (squawk)

[VERSE 1]
Pulled up in the truck, interior custom: napkin leather,
Glovebox holding two hundred trips of paper treasure,
Steering wheel anointed, eleven herbs, aromatic,
She heard the engine from the counter, dropped the fryers, automatic.
No menu ever printed that could hold what we recite,
The order is a covenant, the covenant's tonight,
Sixteen minutes flat, that's counter to the cushion,
Thermodynamics? We just call the whole thing devotion. (devout!)

[VERSE 2]
They ask about the colorway, I point up at the sign,
The rooster is the north star and the north star's deep fried,
Windows down through Upper Black Eddy, bass loud, birds scatter,
The bass is mostly gravel roads. The details, they don't matter.
Grease pass in the window like a backstage lanyard,
VIP stands for Very Important Poultry. That's the standard.
Signed our first endorsement, it was extra biscuits, gratis,
The contract is a napkin on the fridge. That's binding. That's the status.

[HOOK]

[BRIDGE] (half-time, guitar lick underneath)
Some chase the paper, some chase the clout,
We chase a bucket. We never chase it far. She brings it out.

[HOOK] (louder, mouth full)

Sacktap & Destroy - Red & Gold (Official Audio) | NOW LOADING

A stadium chant for a chicken franchise. Wear the colors. Know the order.

From NOW LOADING (The Extra Crispy Mixtape), the second album from Sacktap & Destroy: two legends, one couch, a skating video game, and a Thursday that never misses.

New streams every Thursday at 7 PM. Chicken o'clock is not a suggestion.
Subscribe and claim your sub number. Mom counts them personally.

Track 02 of 13. Full album playlist: [PLAYLIST LINK]

Performed by Sacktap & Destroy. Executive producer: Mom (both accounts). Legal: the napkin. Recorded in Upper Black Eddy, PA over HughesNet.

Merch, custom jock jackets, and the lesson book: /estate/sd/site/merch/

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[INTRO]
Ladies and gentlemen, please look up. (up!)
No, higher. (higher!)
Yeah. That's it. It's still going.

[HOOK]
And it stay fly-y-y, my guy-y-y, you know this,
Nine hundo in the sky and it's frozen where the throne is,
So high-igh, oh my-y-y, ferocious,
Buffered at the apex, now the apex is our office. (still up there!)

[VERSE 1]
I'm spinning like a rotisserie, golden and slow,
Two and a half rotations, that's the physics of the GOAT,
The servers couldn't render it, the judges made it law,
Technically still airborne. Most legal trick they ever saw.
Air traffic control called, asked us nicely to descend,
We said with all respect, ma'am, that depends on HughesNet, (it does)
Pilots tip their wings when they pass it on the route,
Weather report: cloudy, with a chance of steez throughout.

[VERSE 2]
NASA sent a letter, we framed it by the chair,
Said "we've been watching your trajectory." So has half of Jersey.
The satellite's still holding every input that we wrote,
Somewhere there's a mondo air riding twenty-two thousand miles of hope.
The moon slid in the comments like "respectfully... how?"
We left it on read. We're pretty busy right now.
And way after we're gone, when the couch is dust and lore,
Some kid'll look up Thursday night and see the spin's still going. (still up there)

[SOLO] (short, soaring, delay on)

[HOOK] (horns wide, gang vocals on every answer)

Sacktap & Destroy - Still Up There (Official Audio) | NOW LOADING

A triumphant march for the nine hundo that froze mid-air and never came down. The judges ruled. Technically still up there.

From NOW LOADING (The Extra Crispy Mixtape), the second album from Sacktap & Destroy: two legends, one couch, a skating video game, and a Thursday that never misses.

New streams every Thursday at 7 PM. Chicken o'clock is not a suggestion.
Subscribe and claim your sub number. Mom counts them personally.

Track 03 of 13. Full album playlist: [PLAYLIST LINK]

Performed by Sacktap & Destroy. Executive producer: Mom (both accounts). Legal: the napkin. Recorded in Upper Black Eddy, PA over HughesNet.

Merch, custom jock jackets, and the lesson book: /estate/sd/site/merch/

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[HOOK] (all)
It may not mean nothing to y'all,
But understand: nothing was ever subbed for us, (nothing!)
Last name Destroy, first name Sacktap-and,
We just went five deep on the count. Tell the mailbox: expand. (FIVE!)
Forever. (ever, ever, ever...)

[VERSE 1: SACKTAP]
Twenty-five percent growth in a single fiscal Thursday,
Analysts are speechless. So is Destroy. That's just his workday. (always)
Sub number three's the cardiologist, he watches out of concern,
Called the sodium "impressive." Kindest word this channel's earned.
Sub four is Dad. He's convinced that we're a radio station,
He honks support from the driveway. We log it as engagement. (honk honk)
We never chased the algorithm, the algorithm's shy,
It'll come around eventually. Like the checks. And the pizza guy...

[VERSE 2: THE PIZZA GUY]
Yeah, it's me, the pizza guy, sub number five, the legend,
Been delivering to Poplar Drive since two thousand and whenever,
Heard the chants through the screen door, "pizza guy!" they yelled it,
Only doorbell in the county with a fanbase. So I subbed. And then I belled it. (ding!)
Got a tattoo of the logo. It's henna. Commitment is a journey.
I seen the nine hundo live. Well. I seen the frozen wheel.
Still the greatest half a trick I ever witnessed. That's real.

[VERSE 3: MOM]
CEO of two accounts, chairwoman of the label,
I double every stream from the laptop at the kitchen table,
Told the book club, told the church group, told the girl at the DMV,
Engagement metrics doubled twice. You're welcome. That was me. (mom!)
I invented the fanbase, I catered the tour,
The tour is the living room. The merch is casserole. Secure.
Like, comment, and subscribe, and call your grandmother tonight,
Executive producer: Mom. And yes, I hold the rights.

[VERSE 4: DESTROY]
(Destroy's verse. Again, he says nothing. Sixteen bars of blistering punk
guitar solo over the beat. It is somehow more devastating than last time.
The folding chair, outside, stops doing pull-ups to listen.)

[HOOK] (all, plus everyone Mom has ever met)

Sacktap & Destroy - 5 Subscribers (Forever) (Official Audio) | NOW LOADING

The posse cut. Sacktap, the pizza guy, and the label CEO herself. Destroy's verse is sixteen bars of guitar. It is devastating.

From NOW LOADING (The Extra Crispy Mixtape), the second album from Sacktap & Destroy: two legends, one couch, a skating video game, and a Thursday that never misses.

New streams every Thursday at 7 PM. Chicken o'clock is not a suggestion.
Subscribe and claim your sub number. Mom counts them personally.

Track 04 of 13. Full album playlist: [PLAYLIST LINK]

Performed by Sacktap & Destroy. Executive producer: Mom (both accounts). Legal: the napkin. Recorded in Upper Black Eddy, PA over HughesNet.

Merch, custom jock jackets, and the lesson book: /estate/sd/site/merch/

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[HOOK]
Meat stick chain, (swing) meat stick chain, (swing)
Shoelace setting, gas station flame, (flame)
Jeweler saw the pendant, had to sit down in the lane,
Basket in the vault: appraised, insured, arcane. (secure it!)

[VERSE 1]
Walked in with the pendant, whole room got a craving,
Appraiser held the loupe up, wept, said "artisanal, amazing,"
Wrote the value down as "priceless," then in pen: "but perishable,"
VVS? Nah. B-E-E-F. Teriyaki cut. Clarity: greasy,
Neck game seasoned, twist the cap off the flow, easy.
Basket so heavy that it came with a spotter,
One compartment still sealed where the last Paqui departed,
Pour a little hot sauce out for the fallen, one star,
Too hot for this world, still the hottest by far. (rest easy)

[VERSE 2]
Snack portfolio diversified: jerky, sticks, and crackers of the elders,
Blue chip? Nacho. Bonds? The cheese ones. Assets under blankets. Shelter.
Forbes called about the net worth, I said "gross, with the sodium,"
Cardiologist subscribed just to monitor the podium.
Robbers hit the crib once, took nothing, left a note:
"Couldn't find the valuables." The basket was cloaked. (invisible!)
Restocks itself on Wednesdays and nobody sees the store,
Scholars call it wicker. We call it folklore.

[HOOK]

[BRIDGE] (chant)
What's the chain?! (BEEF!) What's the vault?! (WICKER!)
Who restocks it?! (NOBODY KNOWS!) When?! (WEDNESDAY!)

[HOOK] (last one, wah lick screaming)

Sacktap & Destroy - Meat Stick Chain (Official Audio) | NOW LOADING

A jewelry flex where the pendant is beef on a shoelace and the vault is a wicker basket. Appraisal: priceless, but perishable.

From NOW LOADING (The Extra Crispy Mixtape), the second album from Sacktap & Destroy: two legends, one couch, a skating video game, and a Thursday that never misses.

New streams every Thursday at 7 PM. Chicken o'clock is not a suggestion.
Subscribe and claim your sub number. Mom counts them personally.

Track 05 of 13. Full album playlist: [PLAYLIST LINK]

Performed by Sacktap & Destroy. Executive producer: Mom (both accounts). Legal: the napkin. Recorded in Upper Black Eddy, PA over HughesNet.

Merch, custom jock jackets, and the lesson book: /estate/sd/site/merch/

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Lo-Fi Voicemail Skit Over Muffled Smooth Jazz Hold-Music Piano, Warm Phone-Line Static And Room Tone, One Soft Clean Punk Guitar Lick As The Answering Machine Beep, Sincere Middle-Aged Diner Voice, Under Ninety Seconds, Ends With The Hold Music Swelling, Completely Straight.

[VOICEMAIL]
(beep)

"Hi hon, it's Red Rooster. It's Deb.

Saw the truck pass on 32 around six forty, so the eight piece went
down early. Extra crispy. Obviously.

Two things. One: somebody ordered a 'sal flip meal' on the app.
We do not have that. We will never have that. I flagged it.

Two: me and the girls from book club watched the stream Thursday.
All five of us subscribed. Plus me. Sweetie, that's eleven.
You're at eleven now.

Anyway. The covenant's in the warmer.

Tell Destroy I said... well. He knows."

(hold music swells: a smooth jazz version of Chicken O'Clock)
(beep)

Sacktap & Destroy - Red Rooster (Skit) | NOW LOADING

One voicemail from Deb. One suspicious app order for a sal flip meal. One book club subscribing as a unit.

From NOW LOADING (The Extra Crispy Mixtape), the second album from Sacktap & Destroy: two legends, one couch, a skating video game, and a Thursday that never misses.

New streams every Thursday at 7 PM. Chicken o'clock is not a suggestion.
Subscribe and claim your sub number. Mom counts them personally.

Track 06 of 13. Full album playlist: [PLAYLIST LINK]

Performed by Sacktap & Destroy. Executive producer: Mom (both accounts). Legal: the napkin. Recorded in Upper Black Eddy, PA over HughesNet.

Merch, custom jock jackets, and the lesson book: /estate/sd/site/merch/

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[INTRO] (whispered)
All rise.

[HOOK]
Good chair music, play it when the bracket's on the line, (recline)
Lumbar of the champions, only winners get to shine, (extend)
Footrest of the gods ascending one degree at a time, (ascend)
The folding chair is watching. The folding chair can wait in line. (it remembers)

[VERSE 1]
The throne don't take sides, the throne only takes weight,
Seen a thousand Thursday finals, never once seen it shake,
Cushion holds the history like a ledger, every lap,
I defended it four weeks straight off a buzzer-beater sacktap.
Challengers pull up talking spin counts and steez,
The chair just rotates slowly. That's the coldest flex it needs.
It's got a verified check now. Nobody knows how.
Nobody asks. You don't question the throne. You bow.

[VERSE 2]
Meanwhile the folding chair's been outside doing pull-ups in the rain,
Cold metal, no cushion, one dream and a chain, (clank)
It watched the sal flip attempted. It alone did not look away.
Respect the folding chair's journey. From a distance. Every day.
Win and you recline eternal, lose and fold with dignity,
Every legend's spent a night in the lawn furniture wing. (humbling)

[HOOK]

[OUTRO] (whispered)
Rotate. (rotate) Extend. (extend)
Court is adjourned.

Sacktap & Destroy - Good Chair Music (Official Audio) | NOW LOADING

Menacing throne rap. Meanwhile the folding chair does pull-ups in the rain. Villain arc.

From NOW LOADING (The Extra Crispy Mixtape), the second album from Sacktap & Destroy: two legends, one couch, a skating video game, and a Thursday that never misses.

New streams every Thursday at 7 PM. Chicken o'clock is not a suggestion.
Subscribe and claim your sub number. Mom counts them personally.

Track 07 of 13. Full album playlist: [PLAYLIST LINK]

Performed by Sacktap & Destroy. Executive producer: Mom (both accounts). Legal: the napkin. Recorded in Upper Black Eddy, PA over HughesNet.

Merch, custom jock jackets, and the lesson book: /estate/sd/site/merch/

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[INTRO]
This one's for the router. (uh oh)
Yeah. The one with the blinking light of lies.

[VERSE 1]
Twenty-two thousand miles just to lose to a cloud,
You beam my buttons off to space then you drop 'em back down proud,
You buffered my nine hundo at the peak of its arc,
In some counties that's a felony. At minimum, a mark.
My ping got a ping, my lag got a lag to spare,
I quoted my own record 'cause the evidence was there, (facts)
Weather rolls through, you fold like the lawn chair's cousin,
One squirrel on the dish and the whole map starts buffering.
Your own speed test buffered in the middle of the lie,
Even your reviews load slow, and they're mostly just "why."

[VERSE 2] (double time, double kick)
You claim "high speed"? Define "high." Define "speed." Define "claim."
The dial tone from '99 called and said you're staining the name,
NASA streams from Mars with less latency than my den,
I could carrier-pigeon my inputs and the bird would win by ten,
You throttled chicken o'clock! You froze the covenant feast!
You made Deb watch a spinning wheel. You don't DO that to Deb. (leave Deb alone!)
The one night, the ONE night, the bracket on the line,
And you...
(the beat cuts to dead silence)
...SEE?! SEE! IT'S IN THE BOOTH WITH US! IT DOES IT LIVE!

[HOOK] (screamed, full band)
Buffer this! (buffer this!)
Twenty-two thousand miles of mid! (of mid!)
Buffer this! (buffer this!)
Strongest signal in the county, and the county's mostly deer! (mostly deer!)

[SOLO] (furious, one long feedback squeal at the end)

[OUTRO] (quiet, defeated)
...Anyway. Auto-renewed this morning.
Only game in town.
(whispered) See you next month. You know the address.
Obviously. You're the satellite.

Sacktap & Destroy - HughesNet Diss (Official Audio) | NOW LOADING

A diss track aimed at their own internet. The beat buffers mid-bar. They lose. Auto-renewal wins.

From NOW LOADING (The Extra Crispy Mixtape), the second album from Sacktap & Destroy: two legends, one couch, a skating video game, and a Thursday that never misses.

New streams every Thursday at 7 PM. Chicken o'clock is not a suggestion.
Subscribe and claim your sub number. Mom counts them personally.

Track 08 of 13. Full album playlist: [PLAYLIST LINK]

Performed by Sacktap & Destroy. Executive producer: Mom (both accounts). Legal: the napkin. Recorded in Upper Black Eddy, PA over HughesNet.

Merch, custom jock jackets, and the lesson book: /estate/sd/site/merch/

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[VERSE 1]
Three in the morning and the house don't make a sound,
Console light breathing like it knows I'm still around,
Everybody's sleeping, even the basket's lid is closed,
But the menu screen is glowing and it's speaking in a prose.
A thousand attempts. A thousand funerals held.
Thumbs of iron broken, warranties expelled,
I told myself I'd never, wrote it on the wall,
But the cursor's on the trick list, and the trick list has a scroll.

[HOOK]
Don't do it, (don't do it)
Some tricks belong to God and the DLC, (you know this)
Don't do it, (put it down)
A legend knows the line between the brave and the debris,
It never lands. It was never meant to be.
But three a.m. keeps asking me: what if it lands for me?

[VERSE 2]
Thumb hovering the button like a match above a fuse,
One rotation from a miracle, one frame from the news,
I can hear the funerals, I can hear the crowd,
I can hear the folding chair outside whisper: "do it. make me proud." (don't listen)
Then the phone lights up the darkness. One message. One name.
Destroy. First words in seven years. Just one word came:
"don't."
(...)
I put the controller down.
Some silences are speeches. His was a crown.

[BRIDGE] (whispered)
Don't do it. (don't do it)
Don't you ever do it. (don't you ever do it)
(...he's not thinking about doing it anymore)
(the folding chair sighs)

[SOLO] (weeping, delay for miles, one held bend)

[FINAL HOOK] (key up, full band, double kick detonation)

Sacktap & Destroy - Sal Flip, Pt. II (Official Audio) | NOW LOADING

3 AM. The forbidden trick calls. One text saves him: don't.

From NOW LOADING (The Extra Crispy Mixtape), the second album from Sacktap & Destroy: two legends, one couch, a skating video game, and a Thursday that never misses.

New streams every Thursday at 7 PM. Chicken o'clock is not a suggestion.
Subscribe and claim your sub number. Mom counts them personally.

Track 09 of 13. Full album playlist: [PLAYLIST LINK]

Performed by Sacktap & Destroy. Executive producer: Mom (both accounts). Legal: the napkin. Recorded in Upper Black Eddy, PA over HughesNet.

Merch, custom jock jackets, and the lesson book: /estate/sd/site/merch/

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[VERSE 1]
Porch light knows my headlights, driveway knows the tires,
Something's in the oven, someone's tuning practice amplifiers,
Screen door still slams like the intro to a classic,
The pregame's on the Nintendo and my cousin's throwing plastic. (blue shell!)
Nine years old, undefeated, cold-blooded on the final lap,
We signed her to the label. The contract was a juice box. Sealed it with a snap.
She does the stream intros now: "welcome to the show,"
Highest-rated forty seconds in the channel's catalog. (facts)

[HOOK]
Poplar Drive, where the couch still fits like a glove,
Loud with all the people that we love, (all of 'em)
Came through to shred, stayed to pass the sticks,
Home is where the grease stain is. It's permanent. This is it.

[VERSE 2]
Sneak a little jam sesh in the room down the hall,
Drum pads and a synth and an acoustic on the wall,
Auntie yells "one more race," and honestly, who's realer?
The bracket can wait ten minutes. Family's the headliner.
She moderates the chat now: zero tolerance, all love,
Banned a guy for doubting the nine hundo. He appealed. Denied. With a hug.
And someday when it's stadiums and cameras in the hedges,
We'll lose 'em on the back roads, come here, and reset the ledgers,
Blur our own faces, keep the porch light in the frame,
Fame can have the highlight reel. Poplar keeps the name.

[HOOK] (everyone in the house sings)

[OUTRO] (warm solo under family noise)
One more race. (one more race)
Okay. ONE more race.

Sacktap & Destroy - Poplar Drive Freestyle (Official Audio) | NOW LOADING

The family cut. A nine-year-old signs to the label via juice box contract and now runs stream intros.

From NOW LOADING (The Extra Crispy Mixtape), the second album from Sacktap & Destroy: two legends, one couch, a skating video game, and a Thursday that never misses.

New streams every Thursday at 7 PM. Chicken o'clock is not a suggestion.
Subscribe and claim your sub number. Mom counts them personally.

Track 10 of 13. Full album playlist: [PLAYLIST LINK]

Performed by Sacktap & Destroy. Executive producer: Mom (both accounts). Legal: the napkin. Recorded in Upper Black Eddy, PA over HughesNet.

Merch, custom jock jackets, and the lesson book: /estate/sd/site/merch/

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High-Energy Club Rap Banger Near 100 Bpm, Massive 808 Bounce With Sirens And Stacked Chants, Downstroked Punk Guitar Power Chords Riding Every Hook, Double Bass Drum Rolls Into Each Drop, Hype Call-And-Response Verses, Shouted Stadium Hook, Catchy Distorted Guitar Lick As The Post-Hook, One Ripping Guitar Solo Over The Final Drop, Loud Punchy Mix, Zero Irony.

[INTRO]
(a clock ticking... interrupted by an air horn made of a rooster crow)
Sequel! (sequel!)

[HOOK]
It's chicken o'clock somewhere! (WHERE?!) HERE! (HERE!)
Set your watches, set your watches, set your watches to GREASE! (to grease!)
Extra crispy covenant, same order all year, (all year!)
Thursday is a holiday. Release! The! FEAST! (feast!)

[VERSE 1]
Part two, still devout, still eight pieces, still holy,
Deb hears the truck from Route 32 and drops the fryers slowly, (she knows)
The county learned the schedule, they clear the roads by six,
Kids set up a lemonade stand. It only sells napkins. That's the biz.
Thermodynamics called again, we sent it straight to voicemail,
Sixteen minutes, counter to couch. Science is a fable. Faith prevails.

[VERSE 2]
The bucket's got a seatbelt now, safety is a lifestyle,
Waze reroutes the county Thursdays out of nothing but respect,
The book club made a banner, Deb hung it by the drive-thru aisle,
"HOME OF THE COVENANT," and under that: "ELEVEN SUBSCRIBERS STRONG,"
The sign guy only charged for ten letters. Deb made him do it all. (legend)

[BRIDGE] (chant, building, double kick rolling)
Thursday! (Thursday!) Thursday! (Thursday!)
You don't choose chicken o'clock. (IT CHOOSES YOU!)

[HOOK] (final, guitar solo ripping underneath)

[POST-HOOK] (gang vocals)
Sacktap! (yeah!) Pizza guy! (yeah!)
Deb! (DEB!) Sal flip? (STILL NO.)

Sacktap & Destroy - Chicken O'Clock 2 (Extra Crispy) (Official Audio) | NOW LOADING

The sequel single. Deb hangs the banner: ELEVEN SUBSCRIBERS STRONG.

From NOW LOADING (The Extra Crispy Mixtape), the second album from Sacktap & Destroy: two legends, one couch, a skating video game, and a Thursday that never misses.

New streams every Thursday at 7 PM. Chicken o'clock is not a suggestion.
Subscribe and claim your sub number. Mom counts them personally.

Track 11 of 13. Full album playlist: [PLAYLIST LINK]

Performed by Sacktap & Destroy. Executive producer: Mom (both accounts). Legal: the napkin. Recorded in Upper Black Eddy, PA over HughesNet.

Merch, custom jock jackets, and the lesson book: /estate/sd/site/merch/

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Laid-Back Jazzy Hip Hop Closer Near 74 Bpm, Warm Loose Piano Chords, Soft Tape Hiss And Vinyl Crackle, Mellow Bass And Lazy Swung Drums, Gentle Clean Guitar Noodling Throughout, One Final Soft Double Bass Drum Flourish Under A Tender Melodic Punk Guitar Solo At The End, Conversational Reflective Rap Delivery Fading Into Spoken Word, Natural Room Ambience, Honest, Sincere.

[VERSE 1]
Last track. Bonus. Grab a plate, there's one piece left,
It's the drumstick. Take it. You earned it. Don't stress.
Checked the mailbox for the checks: a coupon. Framed it. Wealth.
Eleven subscribers deep. On our scale, that's quintuple platinum. Off the shelf.
The nine hundo's still up there, the sal flip's still asleep,
The good chair's cooling down, the basket's counting sheep,
Deb's closing up the fryers, the porch light's doing rounds,
And the folding chair's out there somewhere, making champion sounds.

[VERSE 2]
And if the checks never come, and the cameras never do,
It was never really famous that we were chasing, was it, dude? (nah)
It was seven o'clock Thursday. It was extra crispy skies.
It was one word from a quiet man that saved a legend's life.
It was Mom on two accounts, it was Deb and the book club board,
It was a nine-year-old executive throwing blue shells at the scoreboard.
So run the playlist one more time, in order, like the scroll,
Skip a song on Thursday, you already know. (legally removed)

[OUTRO] (spoken, piano getting looser, solo blooming underneath)
Download complete.
(pause)
Installing update... one of forty-seven.
(soft laugh)
Same time next week?

(and then, the quietest voice on the record, the first time on any record,
barely above the tape hiss, Destroy says it out loud:)

"Always."

Legends loaded.
(one last guitar note, delay for days. no buffering. for once, no buffering.)

(...)
(don't turn it off yet.)
(she's been waiting thirty years for a beat.)

Sacktap & Destroy - Bonus Chicken (Official Audio) | NOW LOADING

The jazzy closer. A coupon framed as generational wealth. Destroy speaks one word: Always.

From NOW LOADING (The Extra Crispy Mixtape), the second album from Sacktap & Destroy: two legends, one couch, a skating video game, and a Thursday that never misses.

New streams every Thursday at 7 PM. Chicken o'clock is not a suggestion.
Subscribe and claim your sub number. Mom counts them personally.

Track 12 of 13. Full album playlist: [PLAYLIST LINK]

Performed by Sacktap & Destroy. Executive producer: Mom (both accounts). Legal: the napkin. Recorded in Upper Black Eddy, PA over HughesNet.

Merch, custom jock jackets, and the lesson book: /estate/sd/site/merch/

#SacktapAndDestroy #NowLoading #ComedyRap

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