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Sacktap & Destroy
The Complete Band Companion

Every song from NOW LOADING, COUCH SURFIN', the couch came inside, and PERMAFROST written out for the whole band: guitar tab on a six line staff with chord names, bass tab, drum tab, horn and melodica parts in concert and Bb, lyrics with the chords marked at every section, a solo box, tone and gear, and the staging notes that make it a Sacktap & Destroy show. This is the only collection with lyrics, because we wrote them.

51songs
4albums
128tab sections
3tunings
51lyric sheets, all ours

How to read the tabs

six lines = six strings (top = high e, bottom = low string of the tuning)
numbers = fret to press   0 = open   x = mute   ~ = vibrato   b = bend   / = slide
stacked numbers = play together. Each bar is sixteen columns: 1 e & a 2 e & a 3 e & a 4 e & a
Drum tabs: HH hats, SD snare, BD kick, FT floor tom. x = hat, o = hit, s = brush sweep, C = clap.
Capo songs: fret numbers are relative to the capo. Trumpet parts are concert pitch with the Bb reading beside them.
Tempos are targets. The recorded versions are generated from the Suno prompts shown on every song page.

What's inside

51 songs, full chord charts, structure, and lyrics with chords
Guitar riff tab for the verse, chorus, and one more section per song
Bass tab and drum tab for the main groove plus a fill
Horn and melodica parts for the cousin and for Destroy
Solo box: scale, anchor fret, target notes, starter lick
Tone and gear per song, staging notes per song, publishing metadata per song
A step by step lesson on every song, written three ways: beginner (one chord per bar, sing along), intermediate (the tab as written), advanced (solo, dynamics, key change, horn line)
A tempo ladder that drives the metronome, checkboxes that remember your progress, and a reference player that slows the recording without changing pitch
Technique primers for every guitar, bass, and drum feel in the catalog, and thirty day paths per album
Working metronome (tap tempo), tuning tones for E Standard, Drop D, and Drop C
Setlist builder and learned tracker, saved on this device only

Songs

The catalog

Metronome

Tempo

120

Beats per bar

Learn each part at 60 to 70 percent of the song tempo until it is clean three times in a row, then climb in steps of five. Every song page has a button that sets this to the song's tempo.

Tuning tones

Tuner

Play a tone, match your string to it by ear. For the dropped tunings, drop the low string first, then check the rest.

Setlist

Your set

Performance guide

The band

SACKTAP & DESTROY :: BAND PERFORMANCE GUIDE
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THE BAND
  Sacktap: lead vocals, guitar, recliner lever. Upper Black Eddy, PA.
  Destroy: guitar, melodica. Has never spoken on a record. Said one word once (Always). Communicates in solos.
  The cousin: trumpet (Bb). Three lessons in summer, a full autumn of practice, valves that held at minus seven.
  Dad: Buick horn. Lands on beat four. Thinks the whole thing is radio.
  The book club: kazoo section, hand fans, unison responses. Margaret counts them in wrong. It still goes hard.
  Deb: door bell (ding), coffee urn, air horn, one spoken line per record. Presides.
  Mom: executive producer and label CEO, both subscriber accounts. Sets the thermostat. Vetoes stage names.
  The folding chair: security, coat check, bucket bearer. Fully redeemed. Point position on ice.
  The basket: catering. Restocks itself Wednesdays. It always knows.

STAGE PLOT (any venue, porch to frozen river)
  Center: the couch. Sacktap stage left cushion, Destroy stage right cushion. The middle seat is for the bucket.
  Stage right: the good chair (crown on). Stage left: the folding chair (holds the bucket on Thursdays).
  Downstage center: the basket. Upstage: porch light on a stand, always on.
  Horn riser (a step stool): the cousin. Driveway or parking lot: Dad, window halfway down.
  Deb works the bell and the urn from the side of stage. The book club sits wherever the book club decides.

INPUT LIST
  1 Sacktap vocal (dynamic)      2 Destroy guitar (amp mic)     3 Sacktap guitar (amp mic or DI acoustic)
  4 Melodica (condenser, close)  5 Trumpet (dynamic, one step back)  6 Kazoo section (one condenser, overhead)
  7 Deb: bell and urn (SM57)     8 Screen door SFX (or the actual door)  9 Kick  10 Snare  11 Hats  12 Overheads
  13 Bass DI                     14 Space heater (winter shows only, it hums a B flat)
  Monitors: two wedges on the couch, one for the horn riser, one for Deb. Dad gets nothing. Dad has the Buick.

TUNING MAP
  NOW LOADING (NL-002): E Standard throughout.
  COUCH SURFIN' (CS-003): E Standard throughout. Bring a nylon string for track 9 if you can.
  the couch came inside (SAD-004): E Standard with a capo: positions 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Retune nothing, move the capo.
  PERMAFROST (FROST-005): Drop D for the record, Drop C for the doom tracks (4, 9, 12). Two guitars saves the night.
  Trumpet parts are given in concert pitch with the Bb reading beside them. Melodica reads concert.

THE SONGS AT A GLANCE
  NL-002    01  Now Loading (Intro)                          A minor       84 BPM  E Standard
  NL-002    02  Red & Gold                                   E minor       90 BPM  E Standard
  NL-002    03  Still Up There                               B minor       82 BPM  E Standard
  NL-002    04  5 Subscribers (Forever)                      D minor       84 BPM  E Standard
  NL-002    05  Meat Stick Chain                             C minor      140 BPM  E Standard
  NL-002    06  Red Rooster (Skit)                           A minor      100 BPM  E Standard
  NL-002    07  Good Chair Music                             E minor       88 BPM  E Standard
  NL-002    08  HughesNet Diss                               F# minor      92 BPM  E Standard
  NL-002    09  Sal Flip, Pt. II                             B minor      150 BPM  E Standard
  NL-002    10  Poplar Drive Freestyle                       C major       92 BPM  E Standard
  NL-002    11  Chicken O'Clock 2 (Extra Crispy)             G minor      100 BPM  E Standard
  NL-002    12  Bonus Chicken                                C major       74 BPM  E Standard
  NL-002    13  Deb's Verse (Hidden Track)                   A minor       80 BPM  E Standard
  CS-003    01  Sunrise on Poplar Drive (Intro)              E minor       72 BPM  E Standard
  CS-003    02  Couch Surfin'                                G major       82 BPM  E Standard
  CS-003    03  Horn Section (Is in 4th Grade)               A major      190 BPM  E Standard
  CS-003    04  Tube Life                                    C major       84 BPM  E Standard
  CS-003    05  Ice Cream Truck (Keep On Rollin')            F major       80 BPM  E Standard
  CS-003    06  Deb's Pontoon (Skit)                         D major       92 BPM  E Standard
  CS-003    07  Sellout (To the Bait Shop)                   E major      176 BPM  E Standard
  CS-003    08  Mosquito Pit                                 D major      200 BPM  E Standard
  CS-003    09  Chicken O'Clock (Golden Hour)                G major       76 BPM  E Standard
  CS-003    10  We Forgave the Folding Chair (Kind Of)       C major      158 BPM  E Standard
  CS-003    11  One Bar of Summer                            D major       78 BPM  E Standard
  CS-003    12  Porch Light                                  A major       70 BPM  E Standard
  CS-003    13  Melodica at Midnight (Hidden Track)          A minor       66 BPM  E Standard
  SAD-004   01  the couch came inside                        B minor       72 BPM  E Standard capo 2
  SAD-004   02  couch surfin' (living room version)          Bb major      66 BPM  E Standard capo 3
  SAD-004   03  still up there (acoustic)                    G# minor      70 BPM  E Standard capo 4
  SAD-004   04  chicken o'clock (trilogy, by candlelight)    G major       64 BPM  E Standard
  SAD-004   05  hughesnet (i'm not mad anymore)              Db major      76 BPM  E Standard capo 1
  SAD-004   06  the paqui chip (still gone)                  D minor       58 BPM  E Standard capo 5
  SAD-004   07  two chairs (reprise)                         D major       82 BPM  E Standard capo 2
  SAD-004   08  5 subscribers (forever) (living room version) D major       74 BPM  E Standard
  SAD-004   09  sal flip (both parts, whispered)             E minor       68 BPM  E Standard
  SAD-004   10  one bar of summer (rain version)             A major       72 BPM  E Standard capo 2
  SAD-004   11  porch light (everyone sings)                 A major       70 BPM  E Standard
  SAD-004   12  the rain stopped (hidden track)              A minor       62 BPM  E Standard
  FROST-005 01  FIRST FROST (INTRO)                          D minor       62 BPM  Drop D
  FROST-005 02  SHOVEL                                       D minor      196 BPM  Drop D
  FROST-005 03  THERMOSTAT WARS                              D minor      152 BPM  Drop D
  FROST-005 04  WET SOCKS (DOOM)                             C minor       48 BPM  Drop C
  FROST-005 05  THE PLOW GUY COMETH                          D minor      176 BPM  Drop D
  FROST-005 06  DEB'S DINER (SKIT)                           D minor       70 BPM  Drop D
  FROST-005 07  BLACK ICE                                    D minor      208 BPM  Drop D
  FROST-005 08  CHICKEN O'CLOCK IV: THE COLD HUNT            D minor      140 BPM  Drop D
  FROST-005 09  SPACE HEATER (HYMN OF THE ORANGE GLOW)       C minor       66 BPM  Drop C
  FROST-005 10  THE RIVER FREEZES                            D minor      172 BPM  Drop D
  FROST-005 11  FROZEN PILGRIMAGE                            D minor      128 BPM  Drop D
  FROST-005 12  BENEATH THE NINE HUNDO                       C minor       58 BPM  Drop C
  FROST-005 13  THE THAW (HIDDEN TRACK)                      D minor to D major  72 BPM  Drop D

SETLISTS
  THE PORCH SET (45 min, summer): Sunrise on Poplar Drive, Couch Surfin', Horn Section, Tube Life, Ice Cream Truck,
    Sellout, Mosquito Pit, Chicken O'Clock (Golden Hour), One Bar of Summer, Porch Light. Encore: Melodica at Midnight.
  THE LIVING ROOM SET (acoustic, one rainstorm): play SAD-004 in order. Do not skip the chip. Stop when the rain does.
  THE TUNDRA SET (full metal): First Frost, Shovel, Thermostat Wars, Plow Guy, Black Ice, Chicken O'Clock IV,
    Space Heater, The River Freezes, Frozen Pilgrimage, Beneath the Nine Hundo. Encore: The Thaw. Dress warm.
  THE MIXTAPE SET (rap night): Now Loading, Red & Gold, Still Up There, 5 Subscribers, Meat Stick Chain, Good Chair Music,
    HughesNet Diss, Chicken O'Clock 2, Bonus Chicken. Encore: Deb's Verse, if Deb is present. Deb is always present.
  FESTIVAL SET (45 min, all eras): Shovel, Couch Surfin', Still Up There, Horn Section, HughesNet Diss (rap) into
    hughesnet (i'm not mad anymore) (acoustic), Chicken O'Clock IV, One Bar of Summer, Beneath the Nine Hundo. Encore: Porch Light, everyone sings.

CANON RULES FOR LIVE PERFORMANCE
  Destroy does not speak. Not to the crowd, not to the sound guy. He plays.
  The nine hundo is never re-attempted. It is still up there. Point at it.
  The sal flip is never attempted, on land, water, or ice. Say the name. Let the candle flicker. Move on.
  Chicken o'clock is 7 PM Thursday. If the set crosses 7 PM on a Thursday, the set stops for the order.
  The basket goes on stage. Nobody restocks it on stage. It restocks on Wednesdays.
  Mom counts the room. The number is announced. Every subscriber is named if under fifty.

PUBLISHING METADATA (fill the placeholders at registration)
  Now Loading (Intro) | NOW LOADING | NL-002 | trk 01 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  Red & Gold | NOW LOADING | NL-002 | trk 02 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  Still Up There | NOW LOADING | NL-002 | trk 03 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  5 Subscribers (Forever) | NOW LOADING | NL-002 | trk 04 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  Meat Stick Chain | NOW LOADING | NL-002 | trk 05 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  Red Rooster (Skit) | NOW LOADING | NL-002 | trk 06 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  Good Chair Music | NOW LOADING | NL-002 | trk 07 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  HughesNet Diss | NOW LOADING | NL-002 | trk 08 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  Sal Flip, Pt. II | NOW LOADING | NL-002 | trk 09 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  Poplar Drive Freestyle | NOW LOADING | NL-002 | trk 10 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  Chicken O'Clock 2 (Extra Crispy) | NOW LOADING | NL-002 | trk 11 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  Bonus Chicken | NOW LOADING | NL-002 | trk 12 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  Deb's Verse (Hidden Track) | NOW LOADING | NL-002 | trk 13 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  Sunrise on Poplar Drive (Intro) | COUCH SURFIN' | CS-003 | trk 01 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  Couch Surfin' | COUCH SURFIN' | CS-003 | trk 02 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  Horn Section (Is in 4th Grade) | COUCH SURFIN' | CS-003 | trk 03 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  Tube Life | COUCH SURFIN' | CS-003 | trk 04 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  Ice Cream Truck (Keep On Rollin') | COUCH SURFIN' | CS-003 | trk 05 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  Deb's Pontoon (Skit) | COUCH SURFIN' | CS-003 | trk 06 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  Sellout (To the Bait Shop) | COUCH SURFIN' | CS-003 | trk 07 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  Mosquito Pit | COUCH SURFIN' | CS-003 | trk 08 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  Chicken O'Clock (Golden Hour) | COUCH SURFIN' | CS-003 | trk 09 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  We Forgave the Folding Chair (Kind Of) | COUCH SURFIN' | CS-003 | trk 10 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  One Bar of Summer | COUCH SURFIN' | CS-003 | trk 11 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  Porch Light | COUCH SURFIN' | CS-003 | trk 12 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  Melodica at Midnight (Hidden Track) | COUCH SURFIN' | CS-003 | trk 13 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  the couch came inside | the couch came inside | SAD-004 | trk 01 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  couch surfin' (living room version) | the couch came inside | SAD-004 | trk 02 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  still up there (acoustic) | the couch came inside | SAD-004 | trk 03 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  chicken o'clock (trilogy, by candlelight) | the couch came inside | SAD-004 | trk 04 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  hughesnet (i'm not mad anymore) | the couch came inside | SAD-004 | trk 05 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  the paqui chip (still gone) | the couch came inside | SAD-004 | trk 06 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  two chairs (reprise) | the couch came inside | SAD-004 | trk 07 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  5 subscribers (forever) (living room version) | the couch came inside | SAD-004 | trk 08 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  sal flip (both parts, whispered) | the couch came inside | SAD-004 | trk 09 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  one bar of summer (rain version) | the couch came inside | SAD-004 | trk 10 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  porch light (everyone sings) | the couch came inside | SAD-004 | trk 11 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  the rain stopped (hidden track) | the couch came inside | SAD-004 | trk 12 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  FIRST FROST (INTRO) | PERMAFROST | FROST-005 | trk 01 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  SHOVEL | PERMAFROST | FROST-005 | trk 02 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  THERMOSTAT WARS | PERMAFROST | FROST-005 | trk 03 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  WET SOCKS (DOOM) | PERMAFROST | FROST-005 | trk 04 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  THE PLOW GUY COMETH | PERMAFROST | FROST-005 | trk 05 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  DEB'S DINER (SKIT) | PERMAFROST | FROST-005 | trk 06 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  BLACK ICE | PERMAFROST | FROST-005 | trk 07 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  CHICKEN O'CLOCK IV: THE COLD HUNT | PERMAFROST | FROST-005 | trk 08 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  SPACE HEATER (HYMN OF THE ORANGE GLOW) | PERMAFROST | FROST-005 | trk 09 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  THE RIVER FREEZES | PERMAFROST | FROST-005 | trk 10 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  FROZEN PILGRIMAGE | PERMAFROST | FROST-005 | trk 11 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  BENEATH THE NINE HUNDO | PERMAFROST | FROST-005 | trk 12 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]
  THE THAW (HIDDEN TRACK) | PERMAFROST | FROST-005 | trk 13 | writers: Sacktap & Destroy | publisher: [confirm] | ISRC: [pending] | ISWC: [pending]

  Copyright: (C) 2026 Sacktap & Destroy. Words and music by Sacktap & Destroy. All rights reserved.
  Recorded versions are generated from the included Suno style prompts; treat listed tempos as targets.

Technique primers

How it is played

TECHNIQUE PRIMERS :: how each part is played
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GUITAR
  The relaxed skank
    Upstrokes on the and of every beat. Downbeats are muted: release fretting pressure, brush the strings, let the click land in the mute. Drill: one chord, count ONE and TWO and, two minutes at 90 BPM, accent the and. Then change chords every two beats.
  The fast skank
    Same as the relaxed skank but the wrist does all the work: elbow still, pick loose, strings brushed not dug. Drill: sixteen bars on one chord at 120 BPM, then 140, then 160, stopping the moment the shoulder tenses. Speed is relaxation.
  The mid tempo skank
    Upstroke skank with room to breathe: let the chord ring a hair longer before the mute. Drill: alternate two bars muted, two bars ringing, at 120 BPM.
  The one drop chop
    Short downstroke on beats 2 and 4, nothing else. Release pressure the instant you strike so the chord is a click with a pitch. The silence on 1 and 3 is the groove. Drill: metronome clicking only on 2 and 4, play with it for two minutes, then add the chords.
  The nylon chop
    One drop chop played with the fingers: thumb and index pinch the strings together on 2 and 4, warm and short. Drill: same as the one drop, softer.
  The palm mute chug
    Heel of the picking hand rests on the bridge saddles, pick digs in, all downstrokes. Chunk, not buzz. Drill: eight chugs on one chord then one open ring, repeat, at 100 BPM. Open the mute completely on the chorus.
  Thrash downpicking
    Every note downpicked from the wrist. Drill: one power chord, eighth notes, 120 BPM for thirty seconds, then plus five BPM each pass until the note loses definition. Back off five. That is your ceiling for today; it moves tomorrow.
  The acoustic chug
    Palm mute near the bridge on an acoustic, eighth notes, then lift the mute for the chorus. Drill: four bars muted, four bars open, keep the volume even.
  The gallop
    One beat is DA da da: an eighth note then two sixteenths, all downpicks except the last sixteenth if you must. Say it before you play it. Drill: one low string, 100 BPM, thirty seconds, plus five BPM per pass. The chord on beat one is the bell; the gallop is the horse.
  Tremolo picking
    Alternate picking as fast and light as possible on one string. Small motion from the wrist, shoulder loose, pick barely touching. Drill: sixteenths at 120 BPM for one minute, then 140, then 160. If it stutters, lighten the touch, do not push harder.
  Doom sustain
    One chord per bar, struck hard, allowed to bloom. Vibrato on beat three with the whole hand, slow and wide. Drill: play a bar, count to four slowly, do not touch the strings until the count ends. Patience is the technique.
  The clean ring
    Clean tone, every chord rings into the next; lift fingers late so notes overlap. Drill: change chords on the last eighth note of the bar and let the old chord hang.
  The breakdown
    Chugs with rests. The rests are counted, not felt. Drill: chug on 1, and of 1, 2 and, then nothing until 4. Say the empty beats.
  The stab
    One chord hit on beat one, then let it ring or mute it dead, nothing in between. Drill: hit, count four, hit. Match the drum machine, not your urge to fill space.
  The clean stab
    Stab on beat one with a little chorus and the neck pickup. Drill: same as the stab, prettier.
  Comping sevenths
    Short chord hits on beats 2 and 4, soft, thumb muting the low string. Drill: play the ii V I ten times at 70 BPM, then let the chords get shorter each pass.
  Fingerpicking, thumb and three
    Thumb takes the bass string, index the G, middle the B, ring the high e. The pattern in the tab is your order; keep the eighths dead even. Drill: 50 BPM, one chord, one minute, eyes closed after the first thirty seconds. Change chords on the bass note.
  The twinkle arpeggio
    Sixteenth notes across the top strings with the thumb holding the bass note. Drill: 60 BPM, one chord, keep every note the same volume; the ring finger is usually the quiet one, so make it loud on purpose for a week.
  The soft strum
    Full strum on 1 and 3, light upstrokes on the top three strings between. Ghost strums keep the wrist moving even when nothing sounds. Drill: mute the strings and just move for one minute, then let notes through.

DRUMS
  onedrop: One drop: kick and cross stick together on beat three, nothing on beat one. Count out loud: one two THREE four. Hats even eighths.
  onedropsparse: Sparse one drop: quarter hats, rim click and kick on three. Let the room breathe.
  ska: Fast ska: snare on two and four, kick on one and three, hats eighths. Shoulders down, sticks low. Feels like cut time at speed.
  skalight: Light ska: same skeleton with rods or brushes.
  skamid: Mid ska: same skeleton, add a rimshot on four every fourth bar.
  skablast: Ska with a one bar blast in the bridge: practice the blast alone first, then drop it in.
  rockers: Rockers: kick one and three, snare two and four, straight eighth hats. Reggae rock backbone, play it slightly behind the click.
  rockersslow: Slow rockers: rimshot snare, hats soft.
  brushdrop: Brushes one drop: sweep the snare on the hat line, cross stick on three.
  brushhalf: Brushes half time: barely there.
  brushes: Brushes straight: sweep, tap two and four.
  boombap: Boom bap: lazy hats, kick pushes the and of two, play behind the beat.
  brushbap: Boom bap with brushes: same pocket, half the volume.
  trap: Trap: sixteenth hats with rolls on beat four, snare on three, kick syncopated.
  traphalf: Half time trap: snare on three, kick lands late.
  trapsparse: Sparse trap: quarter hats, one snare, kick at the edges.
  club: Four on the floor. The drop is a bar of silence.
  rockrap: Rock rap: eighth hats, double kick into two.
  halftime: Big half time: crash the chorus downbeats.
  dbeat: D-beat: snare on the ands, kick doubling. Fast and angry, arms loose.
  thrash: Thrash: constant eighth kicks, backbeat snare, ride on the chorus. Practice the kick alone first.
  metalcore: Metalcore: kick bursts follow the chugs. Learn the guitar rhythm on your kick before the kit.
  breakdown: Breakdown: half time, china instead of hats, kick with the chugs.
  blast: Blast beat: kick and snare alternating sixteenths. Start at 120 BPM for twenty seconds, add ten BPM per day.
  blastsoft: Blast under reverb: ride not hats, lighter hands, same speed.
  doublebass: Marching double bass: sixteenth kicks the whole bar. Heel-toe or ankle, start at 100 BPM, thirty seconds.
  softdouble: Double bass at half volume, entering like a pulse.
  gallop: Gallop kick: eighth then two sixteenths, snare two and four. Say DA da da with the feet.
  march: War march: snare eighths, roll on beat four, floor tom with the kick.
  doom: Doom: quarter hats, snare on three, crash every downbeat. Count slow bars out loud.
  funeral: Funeral doom: half note hats, one kick, one snare. Let the room ring between hits.
  doomheart: Heartbeat doom: kick pairs like a pulse, snare on three.
  sludge: Sludge: half time, behind the beat, sway.
  heartbeat: Floor tom heartbeat only: two hits, twice a bar.
  claps: Handclaps on two and four, the whole room.
  clapslate: Handclaps a sixteenth late on purpose. Commit to the bit.
  urn: Coffee urn as the pulse. Mic it. Do not laugh during takes.

BASS
  eighths: Root eighths locked to the kick, fingers alternating.
  follow: Mirror the guitar rhythm exactly; if the guitar rests, you rest.
  808: Long held root, one syncopated re-hit. Play it on a bass with the tone rolled off, or on an 808.
  808slide: Held root, slide into the last beat. The slide is the hook.
  reggae: Rest on beat one. Every note after the rest is a gift.
  reggaewalk: Walk root, third, fifth, sixth under the chop.
  walk: Walking ska line: root, third, fifth, sixth. Keep it bouncing, never rushing.
  rootfive: Root on one, fifth on three, soft, under the acoustic.
  doom: One note per bar. Let it bloom.
  dub: Deep and sparse; the reverb fills what you leave out.
  reggaesparse: Root then fifth with plenty of air.

HORNS AND MELODICA
  The cousin's rule: pick two notes, play them exactly on the offbeats, breathe on the downbeats. Confidence is a technique.
  Melodica: breath is the volume knob. Phrase from the pentatonic, one take mindset: play it like you cannot go back, because Destroy cannot.
  Trumpet parts are written in concert pitch with the Bb reading beside them. Bb trumpet reads a whole step up.

THE THREE RULES OF PRACTICE
  1. Sixty percent tempo until it is clean four times in a row. 2. Climb in steps of five to ten BPM. 3. Fix the transition, not the whole song.

Learning paths

Thirty days

NOW LOADING (NL-002) :: learn the album in 30 days, easiest first
  Day  1      : Red Rooster (Skit)  (difficulty 0/5, 100 BPM, E Standard)
  Day  2      : Now Loading (Intro)  (difficulty 1/5, 84 BPM, E Standard)
  Day  3      : Meat Stick Chain  (difficulty 1/5, 140 BPM, E Standard)
  Day  4      : Poplar Drive Freestyle  (difficulty 1/5, 92 BPM, E Standard)
  Day  5      : Deb's Verse (Hidden Track)  (difficulty 1/5, 80 BPM, E Standard)
  Day  6 to  7: Red & Gold  (difficulty 2/5, 90 BPM, E Standard)
  Day  8 to  9: Good Chair Music  (difficulty 2/5, 88 BPM, E Standard)
  Day 10 to 11: Chicken O'Clock 2 (Extra Crispy)  (difficulty 2/5, 100 BPM, E Standard)
  Day 12 to 13: Still Up There  (difficulty 3/5, 82 BPM, E Standard)
  Day 14 to 15: 5 Subscribers (Forever)  (difficulty 3/5, 84 BPM, E Standard)
  Day 16 to 17: HughesNet Diss  (difficulty 3/5, 92 BPM, E Standard)
  Day 18 to 19: Sal Flip, Pt. II  (difficulty 3/5, 150 BPM, E Standard)
  Day 20 to 21: Bonus Chicken  (difficulty 3/5, 74 BPM, E Standard)
  Day 22 to 30: full album run throughs, 90 percent tempo first, then 100. One take, no stopping, then fix only what broke.

COUCH SURFIN' (CS-003) :: learn the album in 30 days, easiest first
  Day  1      : Deb's Pontoon (Skit)  (difficulty 1/5, 92 BPM, E Standard)
  Day  2 to  3: Sunrise on Poplar Drive (Intro)  (difficulty 2/5, 72 BPM, E Standard)
  Day  4 to  5: Couch Surfin'  (difficulty 2/5, 82 BPM, E Standard)
  Day  6 to  7: Tube Life  (difficulty 2/5, 84 BPM, E Standard)
  Day  8 to  9: Ice Cream Truck (Keep On Rollin')  (difficulty 2/5, 80 BPM, E Standard)
  Day 10 to 11: Chicken O'Clock (Golden Hour)  (difficulty 2/5, 76 BPM, E Standard)
  Day 12 to 13: One Bar of Summer  (difficulty 2/5, 78 BPM, E Standard)
  Day 14 to 15: Porch Light  (difficulty 2/5, 70 BPM, E Standard)
  Day 16 to 17: Melodica at Midnight (Hidden Track)  (difficulty 2/5, 66 BPM, E Standard)
  Day 18 to 19: Horn Section (Is in 4th Grade)  (difficulty 3/5, 190 BPM, E Standard)
  Day 20 to 21: Sellout (To the Bait Shop)  (difficulty 3/5, 176 BPM, E Standard)
  Day 22 to 23: We Forgave the Folding Chair (Kind Of)  (difficulty 3/5, 158 BPM, E Standard)
  Day 24 to 25: Mosquito Pit  (difficulty 4/5, 200 BPM, E Standard)
  Day 26 to 30: full album run throughs, 90 percent tempo first, then 100. One take, no stopping, then fix only what broke.

the couch came inside (SAD-004) :: learn the album in 30 days, easiest first
  Day  1      : 5 subscribers (forever) (living room version)  (difficulty 1/5, 74 BPM, E Standard)
  Day  2      : porch light (everyone sings)  (difficulty 1/5, 70 BPM, E Standard)
  Day  3 to  4: the couch came inside  (difficulty 2/5, 72 BPM, E Standard, capo 2)
  Day  5 to  6: couch surfin' (living room version)  (difficulty 2/5, 66 BPM, E Standard, capo 3)
  Day  7 to  8: chicken o'clock (trilogy, by candlelight)  (difficulty 2/5, 64 BPM, E Standard)
  Day  9 to 10: hughesnet (i'm not mad anymore)  (difficulty 2/5, 76 BPM, E Standard, capo 1)
  Day 11 to 12: the paqui chip (still gone)  (difficulty 2/5, 58 BPM, E Standard, capo 5)
  Day 13 to 14: two chairs (reprise)  (difficulty 2/5, 82 BPM, E Standard, capo 2)
  Day 15 to 16: the rain stopped (hidden track)  (difficulty 2/5, 62 BPM, E Standard)
  Day 17 to 18: still up there (acoustic)  (difficulty 3/5, 70 BPM, E Standard, capo 4)
  Day 19 to 20: sal flip (both parts, whispered)  (difficulty 3/5, 68 BPM, E Standard)
  Day 21 to 22: one bar of summer (rain version)  (difficulty 3/5, 72 BPM, E Standard, capo 2)
  Day 23 to 30: full album run throughs, 90 percent tempo first, then 100. One take, no stopping, then fix only what broke.

PERMAFROST (FROST-005) :: learn the album in 30 days, easiest first
  Day  1      : DEB'S DINER (SKIT)  (difficulty 0/5, 70 BPM, Drop D)
  Day  2 to  3: FIRST FROST (INTRO)  (difficulty 2/5, 62 BPM, Drop D)
  Day  4 to  5: WET SOCKS (DOOM)  (difficulty 2/5, 48 BPM, Drop C)
  Day  6 to  7: SPACE HEATER (HYMN OF THE ORANGE GLOW)  (difficulty 2/5, 66 BPM, Drop C)
  Day  8 to  9: BENEATH THE NINE HUNDO  (difficulty 2/5, 58 BPM, Drop C)
  Day 10 to 11: CHICKEN O'CLOCK IV: THE COLD HUNT  (difficulty 3/5, 140 BPM, Drop D)
  Day 12 to 13: FROZEN PILGRIMAGE  (difficulty 3/5, 128 BPM, Drop D)
  Day 14 to 15: THE THAW (HIDDEN TRACK)  (difficulty 3/5, 72 BPM, Drop D)
  Day 16 to 17: SHOVEL  (difficulty 4/5, 196 BPM, Drop D)
  Day 18 to 19: THERMOSTAT WARS  (difficulty 4/5, 152 BPM, Drop D)
  Day 20 to 21: THE PLOW GUY COMETH  (difficulty 4/5, 176 BPM, Drop D)
  Day 22 to 23: BLACK ICE  (difficulty 5/5, 208 BPM, Drop D)
  Day 24 to 25: THE RIVER FREEZES  (difficulty 5/5, 172 BPM, Drop D)
  Day 26 to 30: full album run throughs, 90 percent tempo first, then 100. One take, no stopping, then fix only what broke.

FIRST FIVE SONGS (if you have never played a Sacktap & Destroy song)
  1. DEB'S DINER (SKIT) (PERMAFROST), 70 BPM, difficulty 0/5
  2. Red Rooster (Skit) (NOW LOADING), 100 BPM, difficulty 0/5
  3. porch light (everyone sings) (the couch came inside), 70 BPM, difficulty 1/5
  4. 5 subscribers (forever) (living room version) (the couch came inside), 74 BPM, difficulty 1/5
  5. Deb's Verse (Hidden Track) (NOW LOADING), 80 BPM, difficulty 1/5