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LEGENDS NEVER LOAD cover

Legends Never Load

The first record :: LNL-001

The spinner over the throne never stops. Thirteen tracks about the chair, the chicken, the Thursday-night title, the sal flip nobody lands, and a street called Poplar Drive. Every recording here is free to use, royalty free, with credit to Sacktap & Destroy on VoxChain.

Cover art for Legends Never Load

SIDE A / TRK 01

Legends Never Load

The title track. The chair is empty, the spinner keeps turning, and the legend was never going to load.

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Cover art for Poplar Drive

SIDE A / TRK 02

Poplar Drive

One street, one window lit late, one board leaning on the wall. Home.

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Cover art for Chicken O'Clock

SIDE A / TRK 03

Chicken O'Clock

It is that time. It is always that time.

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Cover art for Good Chair

SIDE A / TRK 04

Good Chair

A throne, a moat of bones, and nobody is getting up.

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Cover art for Nine Hundo

SIDE A / TRK 05

Nine Hundo

Nine hundred laps around the same skull. The needle keeps counting.

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Cover art for H.O.R.S.E.

SIDE A / TRK 06

H.O.R.S.E.

Two boards crossed under a bell. Every letter costs you something.

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Cover art for The Sal Flip

SIDE A / TRK 07

The Sal Flip

The trick that is named after someone who never landed it.

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Cover art for Buffering (UBE)

SIDE B / TRK 08

Buffering (UBE)

A skeleton on a deck, buffering in the sky over Upper Black Eddy.

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Cover art for Thursday Night Title Fight

SIDE B / TRK 09

Thursday Night Title Fight

Two controllers, one couch, a title on the line every week.

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Cover art for The Legendary Snack Basket

SIDE B / TRK 10

The Legendary Snack Basket

A basket of drumsticks. Legendary. Do not ask what is under them.

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Cover art for One Bite, One Trip (Ballad of the Paqui Chip)

SIDE B / TRK 11

One Bite, One Trip (Ballad of the Paqui Chip)

One chip, one trip, wings and a halo.

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Cover art for Bonus: The Sal Flip Curse

SIDE B / TRK 12

Bonus: The Sal Flip Curse

Bonus. The curse, in full.

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Cover art for Bonus: The Thursday Night Ramppocalypse

SIDE B / TRK 13

Bonus: The Thursday Night Ramppocalypse

Bonus. Thursday night, and the ramp finally gives.

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Back cover: an empty folding chair

No sal flips were landed

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